The Wryno Party

Just Do It!

I am, for the most part, squee because the Liberals (bless them, every one) have once again been shown as the only ruling party in Canada. What dampens my otherwise highly liberal spirits? The two-to-one decision in BC Appeal Court regarding one Paul Bryan and his extremely irritating habit of challenging the law. Clearly, Mr. Bryan has no business attempting to exert freedom of expression during a federal election. Can you imagine the chaos that would erupt if we all had freedom of expression during a federal election? That would mean once every four years (or so) every Canadian would, for a short time, be able to speak freely. Before long, some communist-American-anarchist would start demanding freedom of expression at time outside a federal election. In no time at all, Canadians would become confused by the massive input of new thoughts. And you know what that would lead to, don't you? Within months, a coalition of bloody Western separatists would be running Alberta - right out of Canada - and the poor folks of Ontario would end up footing the bill for the entire country. While we can't do too much for Mr. Bryan until his involuntary confinement for thought retraining, er, education on the betterment of the masses, we can do something to save ourselves:
1. Stop listening to crazy talk from people who challenge the Liberals. Just stop. Simply do not listen to them. The only way to protect the delicate balance of life you enjoy is by not opening the floodgates to alternative views.
2. Find out which BC Appeal Court panel member voted against limiting freedom of expression during federal elections, and send that panel member for education on the betterment of the masses.
This is serious. Do it. Then donate another paycheque to the federal Liberals. These are times of crisis, people, and we can't let the huge win of the budget motions overshadow these very real dangers to life as we know and love it!

posted by Qotu @ 5:46 PM