The Wryno Party

Bad thoughts pollute the air. We all know that. Bad thoughts make people say and do bad things.

Therefore, would everyone in the GTA please restrict your thoughts to good things instead of worrying about the Liberals? Think in positive terms. If you find yourself starting to worry, draw a big red X right through that mental image, and replace it with your smiling face. You are happy because universal day care is a reality. You are happy because Kyoto is a reality without affecting the GTA. You are happy because you don't raise cows (no cows, no mad cow disease). You are happy because there will never, ever be another disaster like SARS. See how happy you are? This type of thinking will clear the air.

A wonderful result of this positive thinking is, you will be more diligent than ever about recycling. You will cease to wonder if the items you so carefully separate actually stay separated and end up in recycling instead of in a landfill. You will be more diligent about reading only good newspapers and then the bad newspapers won't be able to stay in business. You will cease to wonder if the bad newspapers might actually be reporting the truth. You will be alert to any infrigements of your rights, such as your right to a smoke-free bingo hall and Legion Hall. You will cease to wonder if the government might sometime pass a law that makes you less free.

Less stress, more clean air. What could be easier than that?