Finally, A Move In The Right Direction?
What are the signs of a great leader?
Being born in the right area and having the right family connections are essentials to being a leader. Being a great leader involves much more. A great leader accepts responsibility for the errors of others, and does so graciously.
That is why we are so fortunate, here in Canada. Our great leader, the great and glorious Prime Minister Paul Martin (huzzah at his name), graciously accepted responsibility where the Ontario government failed - in the problems of Kashechewan. Our Prime Minister has graciously offered to move the community to higher ground. This, of course, will solve all of the problems that this community was forced to deal with when the Ontario government failed to make this offer.
It is a great day for all Canadians. Show your Liberal pride!
Liberal At Last
It is not often that a Conservative tells it like it is.
That is why I must throw caution to the wind and link to Monte Solberg, Member of Parliament for Medicine Hat. Mr. Solberg acknowledges the greatness that is the glorious Liberal party and our logic therein. Mr. Solberg concedes that the Conservatives are responsible for every problem that has finally become known through the diligent digging of our wise and wonderful Prime Minister Paul Martin (let us sing his praises). To quote Mr. Solberg, "I know see that I was the one who was ridiculous." Indeed, Mr. Solberg.
Mr. Solberg goes on to acknowledge, "The Libs are entitled to govern as they see fit, and if you think otherwise you are wrong. In fact you are actually an un-Canadian redneck Neanderthal…" Indeed, Mr. Solberg.
Clearly, it is only those in Liberal top circles who can make the best decisions for Canada. That's why the SPAR contract is moving from Ehduhmonton to B.C. A close examination of the situation reveals that it would be unwise to continue a federal contract in hostile territory. And for those of you who don't know, Ehduhmontonians can provide very unpleasant reactions when discussing the federal Liberal party, policies and politicians in general.
We can only hope and pray that Ehduhmontonians do not take out any of this misplaced anger on our illustrious Anne McClellan, Deputy Prime Minister of Canada.
Social engineering does not happen overnight, nor does it happen easily. I am thrilled to report that we Liberals have managed to infiltrate the hardest nuts to crack, the politically-inclined Albertans. Some said it could not happen; they said Albertans were proud individualists who would find a way to get things done no matter how bad the situation seemed, and that people of such intelligence and ingenuity would never allow themselves to become weak-minded and/or reliant on others.
The subtle nature of this engineering is beautifully demonstrated on a web site "devoted to bettering Alberta and Albertans" to "advance Alberta's interests regardless of Canada". Despite this claim, the site encourages people to demonstrate that Albertans cannot do simple math (stating that someone born in 1949 must be at least 70 years old) and that Albertans cannot figure out how to send emails (repeated comments saying it would be so nice to have a response to this question; calls to have someone else email an individual to get a reply). We have achieved what none thought possible - reducing Albertans to a state of almost total inaction - to a point where takeover is nothing more than a carbon tax away.
It brings a tear to my weary eye, to see such public displays.
Many thanks to the great and glorious P. E. Trudeau, may he rest in peace, and all those who carry on his work!
